Dr. Dave asked
me to write this profile about him since I probably know a lot more
about him than most anyone else. Something about him being too busy
playing the “Super hits of the 60’s and 70’s”
on the radio right now. He’s on the radio week nights from 6 PM to
Midnight, then comes home to me every evening. He likes playing
with furry things that squeak and tossing this yellow tennis ball
that he expects me to bring back to him, only to have him throw it
again! Boy some humans are sure easily amused! I have Dr. Dave
trained very well. He takes me for long walks around our Glenwood
Park neighborhood when I whine enough, and he even takes me to this
big pond next to the Fort Wayne Children’s Zoo where he likes to
feed a bunch of feathered critters that honk a lot, especially when
I try to catch them. I’m still not sure what I’ll do if I catch
one, but I’ll let you know what happens if I do someday. I like it
when Mom takes me to see Dr. Dave at promotions, like the one where
some lady won $15,000 at Windows, Doors & More. That’s a lot of dog
biscuits!! I hope I can meet you someday soon too. He won’t take
me to the Weenie Wagon anymore, something about me not leaving
enough hot dogs for everybody else to eat. But at least sometimes
he brings me home a left-over or two. If there’s anything else
you’d like to know about Dr. Dave, you can e-mail me directly at:
Snoopygross@hotmail.com.
Sincerely,
Snoopy III